Mar 25th, 2010, 13:09
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The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge headfirst into everything I do I do not get weekends or public holidays off I work in a damp environment I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases Sincerely, P. Niss The Response After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reason: You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep after brief work periods You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations You do not take initiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing You will retire well before your 65 You are unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carry two suspicious-looking bags Sincerely, V. Gina 此帖于 Mar 25th, 2010 18:37 被 bcbg 编辑。 |
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Mar 25th, 2010, 13:29
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最后劳资双方达成协议, 以后上班都算义务劳动, 老板心情好的时候以产品实物奖励雇员 |
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