May 27th, 2010, 08:12
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我現是獨樂樂,暫作牆上的烏蠅,塘邊的白鷺.待我空勁練成便可出關了. Why push hand is better than sex: 1. You can do it in the park. 2. You can do it with many partners. 3. You can do it with guys and gals. 4. You enjoy more doing it with partner of the same sex. 5. You can do it one after the other. 6. You don't mind being watched. 7. You can make noise and no one cares. 8. You can cheer when you score. 9. You don't need half an hour to recover. 10. You don't have to buy dinner and wonder if it will happen. 11. You don't have to say sweet things afterwards. 12. You can roll over and get to sleep.  more: 13. You can do things your partner don't want you to do. 14. You can get on it with strangers right away. 15. You don't have to commit to a relationship. 16. You can brag about it in the office. 17. You can take pictures/videos to prove your point. 此帖于 May 27th, 2010 08:57 被 big bird 编辑。 |
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May 27th, 2010, 10:07
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1. You can do it in the park. I am sure no body will complain to watch someone having sex in the park, in fact, most people would enjoy watching it in the park. So, that's really nothing to stop you having sex in the park. 2. You can do it with many partners. I am sure if you ask, many people would tell you that they want to have sex with more than one person, if they can, especially the men. By the way, many people already have sex with more than one partner. 3. You can do it with guys and gals. You are in Canada, having sex with both guys and gals, regardless you gender, is not illegal. 4. You enjoy more doing it with partner of the same sex. I actually want to do push hand with females and I enjoy pushing hand with females more than males. It's no female wants to do push hand with me. 5. You can do it one after the other. Many men claim they can have sex in a row non-stop more than once... 6. You don't mind being watched. A lot of people don't mind being watched when making love. 7. You can make noise and no one cares. A lot of people, especially men, don't mind listening to the sound of sex. 8. You can cheer when you score. I am sure a lot of people is already doing that after they had sex. 9. You don't need half an hour to recover. I don't, either after pushing hand or sex, do you? 10. You don't have to buy dinner and wonder if it will happen. I have to bring my high-end coffee bean to Cookiemonster just trying to get him to come to the push hand, that's worse than buying dinner. 11. You don't have to say sweet things afterwards. I am sure if you say something bad to someone before you do pushing hand with him/her, he/she probably won't want to play with you anymore. 12. You can roll over and get to sleep. Unless you make love on the stairs or on the kitchen stove, I don't see any reason why not. 13. You can do things your partner don't want you to do. Depends how much you pay her/him. 14. You can get on it with strangers right away. There are many strangers came on Sunday, but not all of them want to push hand with me. Most Taichi people like doing the boring slow forms more than pushing hand. 15. You don't have to commit to a relationship. You don't in either sex or pushing hand, again, depend how much money you want to pay. 16. You can brag about it in the office. I am sure the guys in your office would be more interested to hear your sex stories than your pushing hand stories. 17. You can take pictures/videos to prove your point. A lots of pushing hand/taichi pictures don't prove any points, they just look nice but means nothing, and no one want to look at them. But love making pictures surely means more to many people. So, conclusion, push hand is NOT better than sex. 
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May 27th, 2010, 12:12
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這是代美麗貓寫的: 我的甜曲奇,羨慕死人了,有這樣體貼的partner! 不惱了?How was the 'make-up push-hand'? 豬豬我也要. 
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May 27th, 2010, 12:52
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L4YP-CvhSI See Me had the biggest cookies........... 
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May 27th, 2010, 13:05
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Big Bird Vs. Cookie Monster Claymation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtWBgY66SI
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May 27th, 2010, 14:27
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Cookie 週二晚也被Hyper豬肉打得飛來飛去，很可憐， 有錄影為證 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUqiI6X1kPk 此帖于 May 27th, 2010 15:06 被 Cookiemonster 编辑。 |
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May 27th, 2010, 18:41
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 他这贴出来是想让我知道他长什么样子.  我给他说了, 他可以和witty老一起来 
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Why they are friends, because they believe in your dreams, no matter how silly they may seem. I love you MY FRIENDS be specific, be logical, be reasonable 一些中国同胞不远万里来教育落后的加拿大同胞 |
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