Apr 6th, 2006, 21:47 | #1 |
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我写的程序完全正确, 却遭到老板的粗暴对待!!!
今天中午正准备去KFC买午餐, 头却跑过来要我赶一个程序才能去吃饭. 没办法, 只好饿着肚子写了. 虽然肚子一再催我快点, 我还是毫不马虎地做了好多测试, 还把测试例子都放在程序里给以后维护的人看. 其实程序很简单, 就是从终端读11个长整数分别变成相反数输出. 程序写好提交后我就去吃饭了. 没想到等我吃完饭回来头不但不感激我忘食写的程序, 还粗暴开骂. 下面是我写的程序, 贴出来请大家评评理. (公司政策是不允许泄露源代码的, 请大家不要抄袭) #include <stdio.h> #define fries ); #define breast ll #define green printf("%ld\n" #define salad ,ll #define pepsi ); #define ketchup ll = -ll; #define chicken scanf("%ld", & void lunch(){long l1,ll ;for(l1=0;l1 <11;l1+=1l) {chicken breast fries /* l1 = 11; ll = -11; l1 = -11; ll = 11; l1 = 0; ll = 0; l1 = -99; ll = 99; */ ketchup /* l1 = 100; ll = -100; l1 = -123; ll = 123; l1 = 08; ll = -8; l1 = -99999999; ll = 99999999; */ green salad pepsi}}int main(){lunch(); return 0; } 仅供娱乐. 此帖于 Apr 6th, 2006 22:00 被 大岭 编辑。 |
曾经以为还有更好的。 反反复复才发觉: 其实,最好的就在我身边…… |
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Apr 7th, 2006, 21:56 | 只看该作者 #12 | |
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高,实在是高! 有这样的思维--使程序与KFC结合融洽的结合,哈哈! 引用:
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Apr 8th, 2006, 11:16 | 只看该作者 #17 |
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可能应该帖到IT版更合适些. 能不能请版主移过去?
A little modification to the above code. The code runs well. Sample input/output is pasted at the end. Have fun. #include <stdio.h> typedef long starving; #define l(v, b, e, s) for(v=b;v <=e;v+=s) #define fries ); #define breast ll #define green printf("%ld\n" #define salad ,ll #define pepsi ); #define ketchup printf("No. %ld: ", l1); #define chicken scanf("%ld", & void lunch() { starving l1, ll; l(l1,1l,11,1l) { ketchup chicken breast fries /* l1 = 11; ll = -11; l1 = -11; ll = 11; l1 = 0; ll = 0; l1 = -99; ll = 99; l1 = 100; ll = -100; */ll=-ll;/* l1 = -123; ll = 123; l1 = 08; ll = -8; l1 = -99999999; ll = 99999999; l1 = 01001100; ll = -01001100; l1 = -365; ll = 365; l1 = 9876; ll = -9876; */ green salad pepsi } } int main() { lunch(); return 0; } The input/output of the program: No. 1: 11 -11 No. 2: -11 11 No. 3: 0 0 No. 4: -99 99 No. 5: 100 -100 No. 6: -123 123 No. 7: 08 -8 No. 8: -99999999 99999999 No. 9: 01001100 -1001100 No. 10: -365 365 No. 11: 9876 -9876 |
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Apr 9th, 2006, 01:50 | 只看该作者 #19 |
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楼主具有IT人独有的幽默。楼上很多人要么不是做这一行的,要么没有一点幽默感。 偶以前在网上还看过一段有趣的程序,也贴出来娱乐一下: 代码:
ResultOfLove(person boy ,person girl) { if( boy.hashouse() AND boy.hascar() ) { boy.Set(Nothing); return girl.Marry(boy); } else if (girl.Willingtowait() ) { next_year: for( day=1; day<=365; day++) { if( day == loverday ) if( boy.GiveGirl(rose) ) girl.love++; else girl.love--; if( day == girl.birthday) if( boy.GiveGirl(rose) ) girl.love++; else girl.love--; boy.(); } Year++; girl.love--; if( boy.hashouse() AND boy.hascar() ) { boy.Set(Nothing); return girl.marry(boy); } else if( boy.money > 100,000 AND girl.love > 8 ) goto next_year; else return girl.goto( another_boy); } return girl.goto( another_boy); } |
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