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旧 Apr 10th, 2004, 15:46     #1
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小便时会放出没有声音但很臭的屁─阴险型
用小便击退停在小便池里的苍蝇─幼稚型
离开小便池一公尺,从高的地方喷出来─自大型
吹口哨以助兴的──────快乐型
帮别人吹口哨的───────多事型
喜欢跟别人一起上─────社交型
检查“水管"是否异常─────忧虑型
旋转“水管"───────爱玩型
偷瞄别人“水管"的─────好奇型
会跟“水管"讲话的──────无聊型
旋转别人“水管"的──────讨打型
会在洗手台上小便──────随便型
躺在地上尿─────────流线型
跳着尿───────────神经病
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旧 Apr 10th, 2004, 19:13   只看该作者   #2
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旧 Apr 10th, 2004, 19:30   只看该作者   #3
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用小便冲蟑螂是不是和冲苍蝇一样啊? http://chinasmile.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

我天天都帮儿子吹口哨. http://chinasmile.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
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旧 Apr 10th, 2004, 22:03   只看该作者   #4
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吹口哨影响小便质量
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 血蛤蟆?:
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旧 Apr 11th, 2004, 08:14   只看该作者   #5
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此话怎讲?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 花风乱谈:
吹口哨影响小便质量
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旧 Apr 11th, 2004, 10:03   只看该作者   #6
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小便时会放出很响但不臭的屁-?
小便时会咬牙切齿还打冷颤箕囹的-?
小便时非得蹲着-?
小便时嚼口香糖-?
小便时一只脚离开地面-?



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旧 Apr 11th, 2004, 10:35   只看该作者   #7
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真是活到老要学到老呀
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旧 Apr 11th, 2004, 11:02   只看该作者   #8
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小便时会放出很响但不臭的屁-?
对照"小便时会放出没有声音但很臭的屁─阴险型",这应该是正大光明型.

小便时会咬牙切齿还打冷颤箕囹的-?
记得以前在华枫看过一个帖子,这表明你的血统中有匈奴的基因.

小便时非得蹲着-?
这好象是女生吧.

小便时嚼口香糖-?
不知道.

小便时一只脚离开地面-?
这好像是狗狗啊.
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