Jokes for married men

Butcher · Apr 1st, 2004, 19:50

1---Finally, I married Miss Right; I just did not know her first name is Always.

2---I asked my wife where to go for our anniversary, "somewhere I never been or I haven't been for long", I suggested her to go kitchen.

3---My wife called me and said the car did not run because there was water in the carburator, I asked where the car was, she answered "In the Lake".

4---We always hold hands, because if I let go, she shops.

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韦小宝. · Apr 1st, 2004, 19:59

生活就是这样

Apr 1st, 2004, 19:50	#1
Butcher Senior Member 注册日期: Jul 2004 帖子: 161	1---Finally, I married Miss Right; I just did not know her first name is Always. 2---I asked my wife where to go for our anniversary, "somewhere I never been or I haven't been for long", I suggested her to go kitchen. 3---My wife called me and said the car did not run because there was water in the carburator, I asked where the car was, she answered "In the Lake". 4---We always hold hands, because if I let go, she shops. ......
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