Mar 26th, 2004, 15:16 | #1 |
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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary for the weekend. 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a blizzard, without flinching. 7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them. 8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton) 10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction. 11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 (-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home. 12. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Alberta. |
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