10 WORDS WOMEN USE

[Blue Rose]

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. In this case, DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). P.S. make note of her tone of voice before you answer

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

(10) Would you like me to… : Okay, now this one just exudes heavy danger and it simply means, she knows you have either looked right at or right over top of what ever it is you are looking for!!! Save yourself the agony 'LOOK AGAIN' It could lead to the 'Loud sigh'

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

[IloveMini]

作者: Blue Rose

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,...

So true....

[sage]

[ForeverYoung]

这么多转贴里，这个是最正确的

不过男人永远记不住。

[可爱笑笑]

........难道我不是女人？？？？？？？？几乎都没对上。

[lucialiu98]

中文里用的多的是


切～～～～～

[moccafirst]

absolutely right!!!

[smellyfish]

用这模板套了几个试了试，哈哈，真那么回事，，

[acura cool]

作者: 可爱笑笑

........难道我不是女人？？？？？？？？几乎都没对上。

这就是你unique的地方, 才让哥哥一直那么稀罕着..

[一半儿]

女人真酷.

[玄峰]

作者: acura cool

这就是你unique的地方, 才让哥哥一直那么稀罕着..

我也曾经试着这样夸同事。结果发音没发好。听上去 变成eunuch（腌人）了， 之后他们就经常互相说：某某，你太eunuch了 。我过了很久才知道怎么回事。一个同事还跟我说：你看，为了证明你是错的，某某赶着生了个孩子。

[Blue Rose]

作者: 玄峰

我也曾经试着这样夸同事。结果发音没发好。听上去 变成eunuch（腌人）了， 之后他们就经常互相说：某某，你太eunuch了 。我过了很久才知道怎么回事。一个同事还跟我说：你看，为了证明你是错的，某某赶着生了个孩子。

笑抽了。

[红樱桃，绿芭蕉]

作者: 玄峰

我也曾经试着这样夸同事。结果发音没发好。听上去 变成eunuch（腌人）了， 之后他们就经常互相说：某某，你太eunuch了 。我过了很久才知道怎么回事。一个同事还跟我说：你看，为了证明你是错的，某某赶着生了个孩子。

你太神人了。耐死我了。

[一半儿]

作者: 玄峰

我也曾经试着这样夸同事。结果发音没发好。听上去 变成eunuch（腌人）了， 之后他们就经常互相说：某某，你太eunuch了 。我过了很久才知道怎么回事。一个同事还跟我说：你看，为了证明你是错的，某某赶着生了个孩子。

这还一新词.

[moccafirst]

作者: 玄峰

我也曾经试着这样夸同事。结果发音没发好。听上去 变成eunuch（腌人）了， 之后他们就经常互相说：某某，你太eunuch了 。我过了很久才知道怎么回事。一个同事还跟我说：你看，为了证明你是错的，某某赶着生了个孩子。

太牛了~~~

[一半儿]

作者: 玄峰

我也曾经试着这样夸同事。结果发音没发好。听上去 变成eunuch（腌人）了， 之后他们就经常互相说：某某，你太eunuch了 。我过了很久才知道怎么回事。一个同事还跟我说：你看，为了证明你是错的，某某赶着生了个孩子。

情喝以堪啊,,老外也很重视淹不淹

[vanilla]

作者: 玄峰

我也曾经试着这样夸同事。结果发音没发好。听上去 变成eunuch（腌人）了， 之后他们就经常互相说：某某，你太eunuch了 。我过了很久才知道怎么回事。一个同事还跟我说：你看，为了证明你是错的，某某赶着生了个孩子。

ha, "某某赶着生了孩子"--笑中笑

[ForeverYoung]

作者: 玄峰

我也曾经试着这样夸同事。结果发音没发好。听上去 变成eunuch（腌人）了， 之后他们就经常互相说：某某，你太eunuch了 。我过了很久才知道怎么回事。一个同事还跟我说：你看，为了证明你是错的，某某赶着生了个孩子。