[转帖]史上最强式中国英语

[枫叶飘]

go and look!走着瞧
good good study,day day up好好学习天天向上
No Mao ze dong ,no new china没有毛泽东没有新中国
go a head! 去个头！
People mountain peole sea!人山人海
give you some color see see!!给你点颜色看看
no three no four 不三不四
no money no women no good（哈，这是谁说的）
we two who and who？我们俩谁跟谁
dog day's狗日的
poor light egg穷光蛋
if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你
you don't bird me,I don't bird you你不鸟我我也不鸟你
full clear ten big cool punishment满清十大酷刑
love his mother who who who爱他妈谁谁谁
KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED杀一警百
i s h i t love you我便爱上了你
banana fish相交于
f u c k do system操作系统
horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎
fish yes于是
your grandma's legs你奶奶个腿
King eight egg王八蛋
5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱
give me take down!给我拿下
WATCH SISTER 表妹
your grandma's bear你奶奶个熊
yellow fly red黄飞鸿
read face know to me红颜知己
American Chinese not enough美中不足
pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗玛峰
You really have two down sons你真有两下子
round son egg原子弹
chicken gun ice机枪兵
water *** poplar flower水性杨花