【笑死人】他妈个鸡是十八

[因为所以]

一个小男孩正在做算术家庭作业。
他自言自语道：“二乘以五，他妈个鸡是十。三乘以六，他妈个鸡是十八。”
他妈妈听到后很吃惊：“你在干什么？”
小男孩回答说：“我在做算术作业呢，妈。”
"老师就是这样教你们的吗？”妈妈问。
“对。” 他回答道。
于是愤怒的母亲第二天问老师：“你教我儿子算术你都教了些什么？”
老师回答说：“现在我们正在学乘法。”
这位妈妈问，“但是，你是不是教他们说，三乘以六，他妈个鸡是十八？”
老师终于停住笑后，解释道：“事实上，我教的是，二乘以二，他们的积，是四。”

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英文原版的：
A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a xxxx is seven. Three plus six, the son of a xxxx is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
So the angry mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "But... are you teaching them to say 'three plus six, the son of a xxxx is nine?'"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she explained, "Actually, what I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

[因为所以]

好啊自己顶

[Violet258]

[taihe]

不错，还有中英文通用的笑话

[久白必黑]

高就是高