学校里不教的英文 -- “米田共”的n种说法

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学校里不教的英文 -- “米田共”的n种说法

By Sparkling English

Vocabulary: Shit, stool, bowel movement, feces, crap, dung, poop, dodo, poo
poo, waste, excrement, excretion, diarrhea

(Xiao Ming is sitting on the toilet, in great pain)

Xiao Ming: Shit, the sixth time in two hours. (Cell phone rings.)

Xiao Hong: Ming! Where are you? Lulu is sick. I have to take her to the Vet.
You have to come with us, so hurry!

Xiao Ming: Sorry, honey, I can’t. I am having diarrhea. I'm sitting on the
toilet now. I’ve had the runs for hours.

Xiao Hong: Haven’t you used any medicine yet? I really need you to come.
Lulu hasn't passed any stool/dodo for 3 days. Do you know what kind of pain
she is in? Constipation can cause death if not treated in a timely manner.
Don’t you have any idea how serious it could be?

Xiao Ming: You got to be kidding me! Do you know what I am going through
right now? I can barely stand. She’s just a dog, a stupid dog!

Xiao Hong: What? Just a dog? Don’t you realize that she’s like my child?
You treat her like a toy. You are so cold and uncaring.. My parents are so
right. All I am to you is a flower on the dung/ manure heap.

Xiao Ming: Oh crap! You’re yelling at me because your dog can’t defecate?
Here I’m dying of the runs and you‘re screaming because your little mutt
can‘t have a bowel movement? What the crap is this world coming to?

(Xiao Hong starts to giggle.)

Xiao Ming: What? What’s so funny?

Xiao Hong: It’s just because I am so relieved. Lulu just pooped on the bed.
As soon as I clean up her feces/excrement/waste, I’ll come over and wipe
your ass and clean up your excretion even if my parents say you’re not good
enough to wipe my dog’s behind.

Vocabulary Explanations:

Stool, bowel movement, feces, excrement, excretion
大便，粪便，排泄物，比较正规的说法
Something a doctor or medical lay people might use.
Examples: I will need a stool sample from you.
His bowel movement is stinky from infected food.
The dog’s feces must be cleaned up daily to avoid flies.

Diarrhea, runs
腹泻，拉肚子

Constipation, to be constipated
便秘

Poop, dodo
便便，哄小孩时说的话
Juvenile usage:
Examples: Usually, I tell the baby to poop on the stool.
Johnny tell me that he want to do poo poo or dodo.

Shit, crap
粗话
Colloquial or slang version
Examples: Whenever my father really gets mad, he says “shit”.
Whenever my father gets furious, he says the world is full of crap.

“Flower on the dung heap”
鲜花插在牛粪上，不过英语里是没有这一俗语的
Chinese expression meaning the lady is wasted on the man.

Dung
粪便，一般用语
General use: pile of manure

Defecate, crap, poop, shit
排泄，拉屎
These words can also be used as verbs to do.



就是有这么些英语，书里没有的，老师不教的，学校里学不到的，可是偏偏生活中最常
用的。欢迎来到小明和小红的是世界，跟他们一起来学学校里不教的英文!
http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_5dfdab810100byp3.html

[kggl]