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旧 Feb 25th, 2007, 22:42   只看该作者   #21
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旧 Feb 26th, 2007, 10:23   只看该作者   #22
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俺想对fridayuwo兄弟说声对不起,是俺出手太重了,伤了他的自尊。。。但是俺也不想这样对他,俺让他想清楚究竟这场丑陋的战争是如何引起的?让咱们把镜头回放:在#89楼,俺其实是想劝lz不要在花那些无聊的时间了,该干啥就干啥去,别磨磨讥讥的,办正事要紧。。。在#92楼里,俺是想让你老兄要象个man一样,别再刺激lz了,俺还有意地提醒你不要对号入座,那是俺的真心真义,并没有把你当动物看待了,你为什么还这么敏感,不分青红皂白就把俺侮辱了,你知道你这样做实在很过份吗?如果是别的女子早已被你的肮脏言语击伤,而对你咀咒三生三世了,想清楚巴,兄弟,要人尊重你,请你先尊重别人,语言是用来令人开心的,不是用来伤人的,你明白了吗?来,握个手,咱们别再斗肉麻了,斗点有意思的益智游戏吧。。。。

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旧 Feb 26th, 2007, 11:30   只看该作者   #23
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旧 Feb 26th, 2007, 20:33   只看该作者   #24
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英雄爱美人,那是自古恒理,我无言反驳,但狮子肯定不是“林中之王”,在林中跑的“狮子”应该是大猫或黄鼠...
黄鼠狼也经常站在大街上.


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旧 Feb 26th, 2007, 21:02   只看该作者   #25
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兄弟,你这贴虽然工整,但缺少了那么一点寓意,而且俺的上联包含了四种动物名称,而且对子的意思也比较耐人寻味。。。anyway,谢谢你参与这个游戏,btw,你的诗做的很不错,俺也赞一个先。。。
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旧 Feb 26th, 2007, 21:06   只看该作者   #26
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黄鼠狼也经常站在大街上.
俺的下联是粉荷花也总是出于污泥中。。。
俺再出一上联:一沙一世界。。。。
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旧 Feb 26th, 2007, 21:45   只看该作者   #27
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沙兄,想当初您跟NDQQ那姑娘时,可是我叫一帮兄弟都离开,没给你搅局的,那您今天这是?!
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旧 Feb 26th, 2007, 22:04   只看该作者   #28
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俺再出一上联:一沙一世界。。。。
大狮小心眼

白天迷糊,晚上睡不着
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树那什么,我狮王英雄一辈子,没怕过谁,今天我承认怕您了成么?放我一马成么?我答应您那顿猪肉炖粉条照请。
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树那什么,我狮王英雄一辈子,没怕过谁,今天我承认怕您了成么?放我一马成么?我答应您那顿猪肉炖粉条照请...
有吃的就行,闪了
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这就对了,好兄弟,等我娶janezh小妾的时候,专门给您弄一桌子18碗猪肉炖粉条,让您老兄吃个够!
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好对!非常工整!
上联:树里看热闹,懒中寻开心。。。。

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好对!非常工整!
上联:树里看世界,懒中寻开心。。。。

上联:树里看世界,懒中寻开心
下联:枕(jane)边留密语,帐(zh)内藏真情
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自己干一杯,好对啊,好对!!!
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上联:树里看世界,懒中寻开心
下联:枕(jane)边留密语,帐(zh)内藏真情
横批四个字:狡猾的很。。。。
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副横批三个字:一般吧
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来宋大哥真的好对!
上联:来去自如俺喜欢,送客迎客俺不赏,横批:真性情
宋大哥啊,不要怪俺又象奸妃一样告枕头状啊,俺确实对一色头鼠眼的家伙很看不惯,md, 他总想吃免费的午餐,看免费的艳舞,他这种贪心阴险的家伙真make me sick.....俺老实告诉你这无知鼠辈吧,别说你买不起门票,就算你买的起,也休想看到俺的一只脚趾头,你懂嘛?俺只为俺的心中英雄而跳,其他那些囊中羞拮,或荷包肿胀的大草包就不要再来恶心俺了,快点去看心理医生,cure好你的心理病吧。。。。宋大哥,俺这次学乖了,先不把他的名字公开,俺从罗帐中向你传递哈,等你心中有个数,看你怎样把这事摆平了。。。。

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md,难道你们不觉得造人很累嘛?世界又太复杂,真假hard分,善恶难辩的,哎,连躲在荒野的涛花岛想与大哥你谎谎大山,找找乐子,难道也要练得一对火眼金睛?俺的心脏难道是钻石铸造的?算了,你们这帮高人精力太旺盛了,狗仔队又太无良了,俺觉得如果连玩游戏也难求得到身心放松的话,那倒不如回家睡大觉。。。
咳咳,你们还要不要人活了。。。?俺又无eye see了,好,收拾一下行装,回家去卖红萝卜。。。。

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拜托各位英雄虾士们了,俺的远大理想真的是当一头肥肥白白的小巧猪乐,俺真的不是扮的,俺也不想吃老虎,俺一点也不思罕那头扮野的傻猪,就算吃到老虎又怎样?要费尽心机,狡尽脑汁,还要冒着被老虎识破的危险,何苦来着?哎,不说乐,越说越深奥的,离俺的远大理想越来越远乐,俺又去喝喝傻子水先,希望俺的远大理想早日实现。。。
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