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旧 May 26th, 2004, 01:10     #1
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中文系:郎君,在熄灯前你看《xx指南》没?我怕痛的。。。

数学系:我希望看到令我满意的弹性系数

化学系:两种有机物的结合很奇妙,但气味也太难闻了吧?!

物理系:虽然总功率是零,但是我的流量远远大于你的流量!

外语系:oh,yes~~~yes~~~yes~~~oh。。

历史系:我经常思考,古人是怎么避孕的?

体育系:我会在上面做劈腿等分解动作,等你领悟了,就开始做全套动作

经济系:在上床之前,请把这个月的工资交出来。如果现在不对你进行经济制裁的话,难免你会在外面乱交公粮

地理系:你的地质勘探器能不能插深点呀?

气象系:洞内湿气重,要穿雨衣的哟

法律系:亲耐的,偶已满14周岁,接触不构成犯罪

工程系:悬臂梁的轴压不小啊,还有点偏心距。。。。

电气系:慢点进,放一条腿在地板上,你的电压挺高的,安全第一,做好接地。

音乐系:啊``啊``啊――啊``啊``啊,亲爱的,咱再换个2/4拍的吧。

建筑系:国家规范记得吗,地方的呢?进入深度、幅度、次数,退红线一定要满足规范标准啊!!!

园林设计系的:根要扎的深,水要淋的多……记得不?

考古系:怎么钻了这么久这么深还不见骨头哦??

表演戏:怎么你的脚本和我的脚本不一样哩,卡~~~~~~~~~重来~

日语系:やめて~~莩证沥い

计算机系:
请执行下面程序
in = false;
hight = false;
while(hight)
{
if(in)
{
do_out();
in = true;
}
else
{
do_in();
in = false
}
}

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旧 May 26th, 2004, 08:22   只看该作者   #2
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计算机系的程序写错了!http://chinasmile.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
<span class="ev_code_RED">high</span> = false;
while(<span class="ev_code_RED">! high</span>)
{
if(in)
{
do_out();
in = true;
}
else
{
do_in();
in = false
}
}

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或写成
try {
doIn() {
} catch (<span class="ev_code_PINK">StackOverflow </span> feelHigh) {
sleep(...); //seconds
}

doIn() {
doOut();
}
doOut() {
doIn();
}
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旧 May 26th, 2004, 11:31   只看该作者   #3
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You are here? It is long time I did not hear u on our forum.

Anyway, thx u's help.

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旧 May 26th, 2004, 12:13   只看该作者   #4
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hex:
try {
doIn() {
} catch (<span class="ev_code_PINK">StackOverflow </span> feelHigh) {
sleep(...); //seconds
}

doIn() {
doOut();
}
doOut() {
doIn();
} <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

高手啊!!!
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旧 May 26th, 2004, 14:33   只看该作者   #5
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好帖! 以后多来些 http://chinasmile.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
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旧 May 26th, 2004, 15:23   只看该作者   #6
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哈哈哈哈
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旧 May 26th, 2004, 21:56   只看该作者   #7
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旧 May 26th, 2004, 22:10   只看该作者   #8
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色情耶~
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旧 May 27th, 2004, 13:42   只看该作者   #9
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这腿,真他妈的性感!
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旧 May 28th, 2004, 16:00   只看该作者   #10
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nut:
You are here? It is long time I did not hear u on our forum.

Anyway, thx u's help.

http://chinasmile.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Nut兄,我一直在啊。不过潜水时间长啦,最近常泡“社会文化”。
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旧 May 29th, 2004, 00:53   只看该作者   #11
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