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旧 Nov 15th, 2008, 12:05     #1
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默认 陆游的这首诗读完后会让肚子疼

乡音浓重的语文老师,为学生们朗读一首题为「卧春」的陆游古诗,要大家听写在笔记本上:

《卧春》
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旧 Nov 15th, 2008, 12:09   只看该作者   #2
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默认

没想到,有一位同学的笔记本里竟是这样写的:

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俺没有文化,我智商很低,要问我是谁,一头大蠢驴。俺是驴,俺是头驴,俺是头呆驴。

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旧 Nov 15th, 2008, 12:09   只看该作者   #3
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唉--,怎么给你形容涅,你幼稚园大班的吧?
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旧 Nov 15th, 2008, 23:19   只看该作者   #4
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没想到,有一位同学的笔记本里竟是这样写的:

《我蠢》
俺没有文化,我智商很低,要问我是谁,一头大蠢驴。俺是驴,俺是头驴,俺是头呆驴。

太油彩了
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旧 Nov 16th, 2008, 05:09   只看该作者   #5
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笑死,哈哈
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旧 Nov 16th, 2008, 16:31   只看该作者   #6
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高!哈哈!

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乡音浓重的语文老师,为学生们朗读一首题为「卧春」的陆游古诗,要大家听写在笔记本上:

《卧春》
暗梅幽闻花,卧枝伤恨底,遥闻卧似水,易透达春绿。岸似绿,岸似透绿,岸似透黛绿。

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没想到,有一位同学的笔记本里竟是这样写的:

《我蠢》
俺没有文化,我智商很低,要问我是谁,一头大蠢驴。俺是驴,俺是头驴,俺是头呆驴。

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旧 Dec 11th, 2008, 12:06   只看该作者   #7
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默认 背诵的好方法

对于比较转(zhuai,三声)文的诗词,这种演义倒是一种背诵的好方法。
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旧 Dec 13th, 2008, 14:00   只看该作者   #8
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默认 呆驴还是毛驴?

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旧 Dec 15th, 2008, 12:14   只看该作者   #9
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默认

笑s了.....
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旧 Apr 27th, 2010, 14:18   只看该作者   #10
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没想到,有一位同学的笔记本里竟是这样写的:

《我蠢》
俺没有文化,我智商很低,要问我是谁,一头大蠢驴。俺是驴,俺是头驴,俺是头呆驴。

翻译得精彩。

滑冰滑雪都不错,注意安全
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旧 Apr 27th, 2010, 14:26   只看该作者   #11
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乡音浓重的语文老师,为学生们朗读一首题为「卧春」的陆游古诗,要大家听写在笔记本上:

《卧春》
暗梅幽闻花,卧枝伤恨底,遥闻卧似水,易透达春绿。岸似绿,岸似透绿,岸似透黛绿。
15年前就见过了。此“诗”一不合辙二不押韵,编的一点技术含量都没有。
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旧 Apr 27th, 2010, 18:02   只看该作者   #12
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乡音浓重的语文老师,为学生们朗读一首题为「卧春」的陆游古诗,要大家听写在笔记本上:

《卧春》
暗梅幽闻花,卧枝伤恨底,遥闻卧似水,易透达春绿。岸似绿,岸似透绿,岸似透黛绿。
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没想到,有一位同学的笔记本里竟是这样写的:

《我蠢》
俺没有文化,我智商很低,要问我是谁,一头大蠢驴。俺是驴,俺是头驴,俺是头呆驴。




繁华和喧嚣逐渐退去,剩下的是平淡和平静!-——是我喜欢的
那得真淡定,装的不行!
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旧 Apr 28th, 2010, 14:38   只看该作者   #13
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撤上陆游, 就不够厚道了。
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旧 Aug 4th, 2010, 12:57   只看该作者   #14
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15年前就见过了。此“诗”一不合辙二不押韵,编的一点技术含量都没有。
虽无技术含量,但有笑料。
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