Jan 11th, 2007, 23:13 | #1 |
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ZT相亲对象是个漂亮女孩
与女友分手两月有余,精神萎靡,面带菜色。家人介绍一女孩,昨日与其相亲。女孩果然漂亮,一向吝啬的我决定破例请她吃晚饭。选了一个蛮贵的西餐厅,点了比较贵的菜。女孩眉开眼笑,与我谈得很投机。聊着聊着,她说:“我给你讲个笑话吧。”“OK”“一只螳螂要给一只雌蝴蝶介绍对象,见面时发现对方是只雄蜘蛛。见面后螳螂问蝴蝶‘如何?’,‘他长的台难看了’,‘别看人家长的丑,人家还有网站呢’。”“呵呵...”我笑忽然她问:“你有网站吗?”#End
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A few meat wagons got a bit chippy, but no one lost their chicklets or got into a brew
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