Apr 1st, 2004, 19:50 | #1 |
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注册日期: Jul 2004
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1---Finally, I married Miss Right; I just did not know her first name is Always. 2---I asked my wife where to go for our anniversary, "somewhere I never been or I haven't been for long", I suggested her to go kitchen. 3---My wife called me and said the car did not run because there was water in the carburator, I asked where the car was, she answered "In the Lake". 4---We always hold hands, because if I let go, she shops. ...... |
When I hear people sigh, "Life is hard!", I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"
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