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旧 Dec 15th, 2018, 15:22     #1
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一次记者会上,有媒体人发问:

“Mr. President, could you clarify the affairs with Stormy Daniels with the accusation of sexual harassment?”

川普从容答曰:”It depends on how you decipher harassment.”

“Then, how do you decipher it?”

“Well, it means what it is. Maybe that’s what her ass meant!”
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旧 Dec 19th, 2018, 19:13     #2
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一不吃激素,你弟胸就小了,现在不敢见人呀
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旧 Dec 20th, 2018, 21:15     #3
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不傻。里面可能有苍老师
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旧 Dec 28th, 2018, 13:51     #4
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wq 他撸猫还撸狗了?!?
关云长会撸子敬
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旧 Dec 29th, 2018, 19:21     #5
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朋友和同事出差,飞机快要起飞的时候,同事还没来,却打了一个电话过来:你看到那条新闻没?就是有人摸了空姐的屁股,结果耽搁了航班好几个小时。朋友大怒:你还不赶紧来机场,居然关心这种烂事儿。同事:我堵车了,来不及赶到机场,所以拜托你去摸一下空姐的屁股。
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旧 Mar 1st, 2019, 16:13     #6
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傻呀,这时候,应该主动过去陪她喝酒到醉
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旧 Mar 23rd, 2019, 00:15     #7
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老师:如果追求一个中国女孩,你请她吃什么?
  小李:麻辣烫。
  老师:韩国女孩呢?
  小王:韩国泡菜。
  老师:日本女孩呢?
  小明:马赛克。
  老师:滚出去!
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旧 Apr 18th, 2019, 15:18     #8
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从不曾离去
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旧 Jul 4th, 2019, 00:12     #9
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可能看到那啥,又有了求生的念头
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旧 Nov 5th, 2019, 13:11     #10
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靠,哥的私人游泳教练跑哪里去了,找不到了,奇怪。
靠,说好的泳装照呢?
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