Dec 15th, 2018, 15:22 | #1 |
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一次记者会上,有媒体人发问: “Mr. President, could you clarify the affairs with Stormy Daniels with the accusation of sexual harassment?” 川普从容答曰:”It depends on how you decipher harassment.” “Then, how do you decipher it?” “Well, it means what it is. Maybe that’s what her ass meant!” |
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Dec 19th, 2018, 19:13 | #2 |
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一不吃激素,你弟胸就小了,现在不敢见人呀
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Dec 20th, 2018, 21:15 | #3 |
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不傻。里面可能有苍老师
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Dec 28th, 2018, 13:51 | #4 |
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Dec 29th, 2018, 19:21 | #5 |
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朋友和同事出差,飞机快要起飞的时候,同事还没来,却打了一个电话过来:你看到那条新闻没?就是有人摸了空姐的屁股,结果耽搁了航班好几个小时。朋友大怒:你还不赶紧来机场,居然关心这种烂事儿。同事:我堵车了,来不及赶到机场,所以拜托你去摸一下空姐的屁股。
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Mar 1st, 2019, 16:13 | #6 |
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傻呀,这时候,应该主动过去陪她喝酒到醉
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Mar 23rd, 2019, 00:15 | #7 |
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老师:如果追求一个中国女孩,你请她吃什么? 小李:麻辣烫。 老师:韩国女孩呢? 小王:韩国泡菜。 老师:日本女孩呢? 小明:马赛克。 老师:滚出去! |
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Apr 18th, 2019, 15:18 | #8 |
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从不曾离去
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Jul 4th, 2019, 00:12 | #9 |
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可能看到那啥,又有了求生的念头
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Nov 5th, 2019, 13:11 | #10 |
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