与警察对话

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这是一个当地卖花的小伙子和警察的对话供大家放松。以下警察简称--P；小伙子简称--m.
the two policemen walkde up to M,who was selling flowers at Bloor & Yonge:

p: "you have got to move, get off Yonge street".

m: "why ? why do i have to move? i work for a company--we are making an
honest living--do you want us all on welfare or something"?

p: "they don`t like it, there's been complaints,we have to clean up Bloor &
Yonge".

m: "who? who doesn't like it"?

p: "M.C. C. do you know who is that ,i let you know Metro City Council".

m: "ah, big company, big business".

p: "get going, go on--move--i want your telephone numer & address too".

m "what for? i don't want you for a boyfriend".

p "you better watch it(his face turning purple), go on-- you better move--i
want your name to check you out--look what you are doing(points to the
flowers).

m "what am i doing"?

p "you are blocking the sidewalk".

m "bullshit, i've been here for 2 weeks & no one complains, people like it--
take pictures of me, & say how they like the xmas atmosphere of starving
freaks selling on every corner".

p "you better move, right now, or come with me".

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结果呢？

[Mississauga市政府]

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