Jun 4th, 2005, 18:19 | #1 |
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我真的很不愿意在论坛上骂人,但是。。。
我真的很不愿意在论坛上骂人。 第一,我就算骂得再精采到头来都会在掌声坠地之前被周师母删掉,还有好多读者没看到呢,删那么快你作死呀。害我白码字不说,第二天还有fans打电话到家里来追原稿,烦死个人的。 第二,你说现在这个坛子里就那几个小丑晃来晃去,哪有两年前那些大侠有文采,那时候跟Zanie过招时字来句往,刀刀带血,枪枪到肉的;骂到酣处还有SUNDAY这样的年纪挺大挺懂事的帅哥出来垫场子;那个FISHLONELY好象也挺爱往小妹的帖子里凑的,他还好呀?做买卖没怎么赔吧?其他人里头有个什么FOREDREAM的也销声匿迹了;李斯特呢?APACHE呢?也没影了。寂寞呀,现在想看好文字太难了。 第三,小妹我一般要开个话题吧,以我个人风格来说那是首先要说得好玩,造句要有多抵死就要多抵死。这样写出来会欣赏的当然看得热闹,象六里台,采风,兔子这些就比较会看,可是现在其他人吧,不说他们没水平吧,至少感到好象他们WEEKDAY打累伯工都用光精力似的,反映死气沉沉,叫我实在没心情给他们回贴。 好啦,就说这么多,小妹估计从前我那些FANS现在都回流了,这拨新来的刚刚从ESL出来就迫不及待地乱说一气英文,反正他们是本身是小村镇里的人,象我们家小保姆慰敏吧,人家是坐了一天一夜飞机过来看她嚼几哥的呢,初来乍到的献丑丢人也不怕丢回老家去,就让她们招摇去吧。 有人说:这个坛子要是学习MM不来玩了才好呢,是吗?我会不会不来呢? “慰敏。。。。。。菜洗好了吗???” |
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Jun 4th, 2005, 18:52 | 只看该作者 #5 |
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现在想看好文字太难了。 I agree with that. I don't have time now, by the way, next time, turn on your brain first, if you have, or maybe fill more massage oil inside, I feel so sticky, I have to wait you so long time to get response. |
未明,为明,为名,未名,威名
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Jun 4th, 2005, 19:33 | 只看该作者 #6 | |
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no wonder the purpose of your mouth is good for some other sketchy works. how was your lay with amigos at ghetto last night? no anymore tonight? I feel sorry for you. |
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Jun 4th, 2005, 19:38 | 只看该作者 #7 | |
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no need to try any harder, your English level has been proved adequate in the face of the your hopeless writing. the loss of competitiveness from your ESL school causes you to be terribly cocky now. you can save your bullshit for later when meeting another country bummer like "iloveutoo" because you both deserve each other. 此帖于 Jun 4th, 2005 23:18 被 lli9 编辑。 |
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Jun 4th, 2005, 20:10 | 只看该作者 #8 | |
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虽然你一直很耐得住寂寞,但春天来了,柳絮飞长抚起了你内心深处的骚动。你这堆优雅的文字透着对被漫骂的期待,你的性感屁股翘着对挨板子的渴望。 引用:
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Jun 4th, 2005, 20:27 | 只看该作者 #9 | |
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你难道忘了,你那毛茸茸的美臀在去年选美落败之后就再不曾有同性温柔的抚摩过。 你经历了整整一个冬夏苦苦地沿着安大略湖找寻着这个手里攥板子的他,找到了吗? 你的期盼令你那仍然密毛疯长的美臀今夏看起来更为富有弹性,你的信心更膨胀了。 你一定已经找到那个欣赏你被抽红后带血丝印的屁股的那个人了,情花总算盛开了。 为你一人盛开,直到入冬后你臀与嘴的渴望埋藏于东区唐人街两旁的深深积雪之下。 伴随着ONE NINE NINE 的叫卖声等待着来年感性虐爱的又一次高潮,更浪过今年。 |
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Jun 4th, 2005, 20:39 | 只看该作者 #10 | |
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真是人不可貌相,海水不可斗量。怎么对piper屁股研究学有这么深的造诣? 引用:
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Jun 5th, 2005, 09:44 | 只看该作者 #15 | |
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可是俺最近一直忙啊。这不父亲节要到了吗,俺掂量给老爸买点礼物。都说ebay 可以淘到便宜货,就去那儿随便买了只手表。没想到家里人挺不高兴的,抱怨说你不是在加拿大洗碗嘛,不是每小时赚$6 嘛,怎么也该卖只老砾石或者呕咪呷吧,怎么给买了只Patek Phillippe 5101 这个从没听说的牌子!其实俺也没听说呀,就是跳了个便宜的卖,没想到还落个埋怨。 |
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俺:乔峰般沧桑,段誉般飘逸,狄云般朴实,令狐冲般不羁,韦小宝般多情…… 她:燕子般清纯智慧、水晶般温柔贤惠、无痕般涵养多思、叮叮般天真可爱、细雨般善良文静…… |
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Jun 5th, 2005, 10:07 | 只看该作者 #16 | |
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爬得费力是给年轻的人戴的啦,要不就是给那些花花公子老头上club打golf泡码子时戴的啦。怪不得招人家埋怨。你看看能不能换个僵尸丹顿或便宜点的伯爵给老人家今年送过去。再晚就来不及了。 |
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Jun 5th, 2005, 11:07 | 只看该作者 #19 | |
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yes, I know you are there, I am on my way to send you more female pigs to your barn. just promise me one thing that don't bite their teats off this time because I will depend on them to milk the next morning. also your sperm is more than welcome to unload inside those lovely pigs, aren't they too groovy for you? have fun! 此帖于 Jun 5th, 2005 11:30 被 lli9 编辑。 |
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Jun 5th, 2005, 11:25 | 只看该作者 #20 | |
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don't put the emotion so intense here, you don't know study, she like to show others how the real western rat-rotten world might be. not just sexy, shining, modern aspects, but also shadow, sinful, decayed one, obviously, she respect both aspects so much, cause she want to show off in both aspects. |
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