Management Test

Pucca普卡 · Nov 2nd, 2010, 09:58

This is a test for Intelligent People. I have determined that you qualify.
The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you if you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door..
This question tested whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, Put in the elephant and close the door.
This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one.
Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tested your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
You still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.
This tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old..

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.

PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.

sage · Nov 2nd, 2010, 10:06

额滴神，有些年没见过这个测试了。
Anderson Consulting早就关门了，现在叫Accenture。

Pucca普卡 · Nov 2nd, 2010, 10:08

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作者: sage

额滴神，有些年没见过这个测试了。
Anderson Consulting早就关门了，现在叫Accenture。

叫你们做测试的，别跑题

sage · Nov 2nd, 2010, 10:21

我头一次做的时候的确一题都没做对。

Pucca普卡 · Nov 2nd, 2010, 11:09

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作者: sage

我头一次做的时候的确一题都没做对。

米兔

Nov 2nd, 2010, 09:58	#1
Pucca普卡 Senior Member 注册日期: Jul 2004 帖子: 15,055 积分:5 精华:2	Management Test This is a test for Intelligent People. I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you if you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.. This question tested whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, Put in the elephant and close the door. This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tested your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, You still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.. Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends. PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.

Nov 2nd, 2010, 10:06	只看该作者 #2
sage wicked witch of the north 注册日期: Nov 2005 帖子: 24,222 积分:208 精华:58 声望: 26437171	额滴神，有些年没见过这个测试了。 Anderson Consulting早就关门了，现在叫Accenture。
	The only question with wealth is, what do you do with it? - John D. Rockefeller

Nov 2nd, 2010, 10:21	只看该作者 #4
sage wicked witch of the north 注册日期: Nov 2005 帖子: 24,222 积分:208 精华:58 声望: 26437171	我头一次做的时候的确一题都没做对。